The Purple Creed

I believe in AD, the Running Back almighty,

creator of new records.

and in the Purple Jesus, his other name, our star.

who was conceived by the power of Rob Brzezinski

drafted with the 7th Pick.

hurt his knee under Harris' Helmet,

was injured, sat out, and was buried.

He descended into rehab.

For the third game he rose again from the dead.

[More to come later today...and it won't be another ode to the Purple Jesus...I promise]

They're Not the Lions

When the Pack Wins
When the Vikes Stink
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember they're not the Lions
And then I don't feel so bad