SI.com headline: "Refusal to pull up pants leads to Viking's arrest".
Let's all applaud Cedric Griffin for being the first Viking to tempt the wrath of the Commissioner. I'm sure the Vikings would love to spend time without one of their starting corner, seeing as they have so many capable backups. Unless the reason that players become safeties rather than corners is because they can't cut it at corner. Then the defense might have some problems.
[Editor's note: Griffin's problem stemmed from wearing pants too low, not because he was undressed or in the act of undressing. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice. Still gotta love the headline though.]