"Instead, [Hennipen County Sheriff Pat McGowan] found himself talking about some of the most recognized and highest-paid athletes in Minnesota in the same sentences with words that were not in his (or my) high school biology book."
"Smoot, the sheriff stammered, was observed using a sex toy on 'the vagina of two women'".
I don't know about you, but the word "vagina" was in my sex ed book. If that's not a common practice, it would definately explain some things. Also, it's important to note that McGowan's statements were made live on the 5 o'clock news. That, my friends, is unitentional comedy.
[In site news, I'll be posting my thoughts on the big game some time later tonight/tomorrow morning]